SYLLOGISM 1

- The alcohol destroy the neurons, the neurons that die are the most weak; if the most weak die, the strongest and more intelligents do not die. CONCLUSION: While I drinks alcohol, I becomes intelligent !!!.

SYLLOGISM 2

- Today, The workers do not have time to work; therefore the vagrants has all the time (because they do not anything), the time is money, therefore the vagrants have more money than the workers CONCLUSION: If you want to be rich, do not work !!!!.

SYLLOGISM 3

- Imagine a cheese with a lot of holes, among more cheese more holes, the holes occupies a zone in that should have cheese, among more holes less cheese CONCLUSION: among more cheese less cheese !!!.

SYLLOGISM 4

- "I think, after I exist" the girls that are silly, do not mind among they do not exist, my friend told me that his are not a gay because he has a intelligent girlfriend, if a woman were the girlfriend of my friend, she is being a silly, among she do not exist CONCLUSION: My friend is a big gay !!!!

SYLLOGISM 5

- "God is love" the love is blind, Steven Wonder is Blind CONCLUSION: Steven Wonder is god !!!

SYLLOGISM 6

- The people told me that I am Mr Anything; anything is perfect, therefore I am perfect but God is only perfect, but Steven Wonder is god CONCLUSION: I am god and steven Wonder. I do not believe noooooo !!!!!